I want to win this thing. I really want to fucking win this thing -- I really do.
This is the largest lottery jackpot that has ever happened. The largest in world history! Not only would you win the god-damn Mega Millions Lottery, you will be winning the largest jackpot in world history!!
Holy Shit...I get a little nauseous thinking about winning.
Everyone and the grandmother are buying tickets for this. It has been reported that some liquor stores have been selling more than $1,000 worth of tickets within only 5 hours.
The cash option is $389 million.
If you don’t know how to play Mega Millions, you’re probably under 18 years old or partially handicap but here’s the deal: