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Mega Millions $540 Million

I want to win this thing. I really want to fucking win this thing -- I really do.

This is the largest lottery jackpot that has ever happened. The largest in world history! Not only would you win the god-damn
Mega Millions Lottery, you will be winning the largest jackpot in world history!!


Holy Shit...I get a little nauseous thinking about winning.

Everyone and the grandmother are buying tickets for this. It has been reported that some liquor stores have been selling more than $1,000 worth of tickets within only 5 hours.

The cash option is $389 million.

If you don’t know how to play
Mega Millions, you’re probably under 18 years old or partially handicap but here’s the deal: