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Kris Jenner Loves Sexual Instant Gratification


Kim Kardashian isn’t the only one in the Kardashian-Jenner family with an endorsement deal.

Kris Jenner, the 56 year old mother of Kourtney (32), Kim (31) and Khloe Kardashian (27), has become the celebreity spokesperson for ZESTRA, a brand of sexual arousal oils that claims to “help women get in the mood and ready for romance in minutes.”

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(credit: krisjenner.celebuzz.com)


After 21 years of marriage, Kris Jenner and her husband, Bruce Jenner, make sure they have the assistance they need to keep their sexual lifestyle in order.

Kris Jenner has endorsed Zestra for one of the reasons as she believes Zestra can “add a little excitement” to any woman’s love life. Some “instant gratification” into the bedroom.

“You can’t always plan a romantic dinner or wait for a vacation to have amazing sex, so you have to take advantage of those moments of mutual intimacy. For me, [Zestra provides] instant gratification. In a busy, complicated, hectic life, you can still fit in the time for sex, and you know it’s going to be enjoyable.”

Who couldn’t use more instant gratification in the bedroom?

“I know sex is going to be good with Zestra, so why have sex without it?” Kris Jenner is quoted as saying on Zestra.com.


So what is Zestra?

“Zestra is a safe, patented blend of botanical oils and extracts, created to help women feel more — effortlessly. Topically applied Zestra works within minutes by heightening your sensitivity to touch – for deep, pleasurable sensations, sexual satisfaction and fulfillment.

After applying Zestra to the clitoris and labia, the effects – the Zestra Rush™ – begin for most women within 3 to 5 minutes and last for up to 45 minutes.” - (Zestra.com)

Kris tells US Magazine, “Relationships have ebbs and flows and ups and downs that you just have to go with. You have to find simple ways to spice it up-- to keep feeding the fire and keep monotony out of monogamy. All of us have those moments when we look at our partner and think to ourselves, ‘Seriously? Not you again.’ And, then other times, they are the cutest thing in the world. Try something new and keep an open mind.”

I’ll tell you what -- it takes some balls and/or deep pockets from an endorsement for someone in a relationship to be come out and be quoted as saying “Not you again” referencing the boredom they have experienced with his or her partner.

If you’re interested in buying Zestra, please check out Zestra’s website by clicking here.

Hopefully Zestra actually does what it is supposed to and leads to more excitement in peoples sex lives. Lord knows, most of these vanilla relationships could use some more excitement in the bedroom. Hopefully Kris Jenner and Zestra have a ‘exciting’ working relationship together.

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And maybe if we’re lucky, Kim Kardashian, will stumble upon a family pack of Zestra and bless us with another viral video.

~Snoogans

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