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Um Yeah

After a full day of taking adderall, I was trying to pull it together and get ready for the night. I was having a girl over, which was fucking retarded because I'm on so much adderall my dick couldn't get hard even if I didn't freak out that much in order to get her into the sack.
Once I stripped my clothes and got into the bathroom I had to shit - adderall shit number 4. When I was taking my dump, I took a deep breath to relax, because I found myself playing brick breaker, turning my shower on and wiping my ass all at the same time.
I didn't know I could multitask that well...
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