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Adderall Pissing Problem

I think I have the smallest bladder in the world......It’s definitely a combination of a lot of things that lead to my belief that I have a smaller bladder than a 2nd trimester baby girl (do they even have a bladder then?), but nevertheless my belief is solid.
Sure, I drink beverages and take pills that when combined are definitely over 300 mg of caffeine a day, but so what. And so what, that I drink at least 10 glasses of water, plus energy drinks, alcohol, energy drinks, coffee, water and energy drinks, and more energy drinks throughout the entire day. I can’t help it. But I wish I didn’t have to pee, every 30 minutes to an hour.

My addie friend, JS, thinks I have diabetes because I pee so abnormally. I don’t have diabetes, but the fact that he says I have it every time I get up to go pee, is starting to make me almost think I have it. It’s really screwing with me.

Can us pof eaters, please not be bothered by normal bladder control humans and not get looked at funny every time we get up to piss?

That would be the day.

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